Yes, this is the time in which we truly earn our title "Dirty Lil' Witches." To know I have come into life beginning as a small dusty trail, later becoming consumed by a dust bowl and leading my trail of the hard dirt road, knowing that with just one more rain it will place things softer back into my path and lead me to the sunset once more.
I am proud to wear my name-tag, for I have worked hard to acquire my royal status. Oh the men, well, they don't even want to go there. I asked my husband and a few others if they would like to trade places with the women in their lives. Well gals, we got them beat because they all declined with a similar comment … "Not on your life." So with that I will wind up this last minute extrusion from my brain. The reason they call it menopause is very simple - one, it puts men on pause and second, they evidentially started it because it begins with MEN-o-pause. Which eludes them to the definition of our predecessor the great PMS … Perfect Mental Science.
My favorite part again arrives to sum up in a few words that which I have taken your time to read by stretching it out. Life is wonderful no matter which stage you are in. It doesn't always make it perfect, but it does make it interesting. You must view each stage as a unique one, everything from Captain Kangaroo, to Wizard of Oz and Bewitched, to a story called The Notebook.
Most of us women know how life will be, a test no different for a man to see, for as my husband so proudly put it, we as women may experience it but they as men have to put up with it. So as we make those MEN-tal notes, be kind to the other half for what you feel they may not comprehend, and if you're sorta witchy then you can find a way to MEN-d their attitude by putting MEN-thol on the MEN-u and simply let them know you will always be in charge, for God made us the boss by allowing us to be called Women … "WO-MEN." It's a phase of life we'll all survive. So don't get stressed, allow yourself to be alive, your at the age now where nothing really matters, so lets see if we can bring back streaking before it becomes a crime, just don't stop in the middle of the road and bend over and holler "I found a dime."