There was a burning building with a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde at the top. The firemen are yelling to the redhead to jump into a blanket and she jumps off the building and right as she was about to safely hit the blanket they moved it and she dies. They yell to the brunette to jump but she says,"No I saw what you did to the redhead"! They shout we don't like redheads! So the brunette jumps and sure enough they move the blanket and she dies. Then they shout to the blonde to jump off into the blanket. But the blonde says,"no I saw what you did to them"! They shout we don't like them! The blonde then says, "I don't trust you guys, put the blanket on the ground and step back!"
English's most terrifying words
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
The World's Economic Viruses
Government Virus-Nothing seems to get better, but all the elected officials say it's getting better.
Political Virus - Doesn't actually do anything, but you can't get rid of it until the next election.
Econometrician Virus - Sixty percent of the economies infected will lose 17 percent of their GDP 12 percent of the time (+/- a 2% margin of error).
Marxian Virus - Helps your economy go into a depression whenever it wants to.
Environmental Virus - Before allowing you to fix the recession, it first asks you if you've considered the alternatives.
AIG Virus - Makes sure it's too big to fail, while crashing everything else.
Stimulus Virus - Puts your economy in a recession for four years. When you finally recover, you're 10 trillion more dollars in debt.