Three friends from the local congregation were asked "When you're in your casket and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.
Eugene commented : "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives ."
Don said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"
- Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
- Politicians and Diapers should be changed on regular basis; both for the same reason.