According to  a female Ribeye in Eastern Tennessee, rumors are confirmed that a copy of a tablet from the  Decalogue has been unearthed near the famous Pearl's Curiosities. The owner of this establishment told the people of Bradley county the following fantastic story.

"I was just thinking the other day and wishing I could unearth some archeological find - it is always so exciting to find something old or something new, something borrowed or something blue - and lo and behold, I saw this Mockingbird circling and circling and diving onto a certain portion of ground and I knew that this had some sort of meaning. After watching her - or is it he - for some time, I saw something that looked like metal and I called for my team of experts to dig into this. And lo and behold, there was this tablet.  I am so proud and happy to find the Law right here in my County. It sure pays to watch the Mockingbird."

Shown examining the Tablet are the team which helped in the archeological excavation: Jakob Kressman, in his archeological garb, Dr. Pharr Smythsonian, pHd, lllD, RPM, SOP,  foremost expert on geology, and Mizz Ribeye, Jewn-Griffkosky, the first female Ribeye east of the Mississippi, who was thrilled with the rest. Sure enough, she  said, it's authentic!